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just a joke from friend

Knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

– she called me to get my phone number.
– she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
“concentrate.”
– she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
mind.
– she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
– she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK.”
– she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
– she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
– she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
– she tried to drown a fish.
– she thought a quarterback was a refund.
– she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
– if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change back.
– they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
– under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On
Phonics.”
– she tripped over a cordless phone.
– she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
– at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”… she put
Sagittarius.”
– she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
– it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
– if she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.
– she studied for a blood test.
– she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
– she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
– she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
– she sold the car for gas money.
– when she saw the “NC-17” (under 17 not admitted), she went home and
got 16 friends.
– when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
– she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
– when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
– when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport
Left” she turned around and went home.

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June 3, 2008 at 8:07 AM 4 comments


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